A few months ago, the Inside Nike Running blog posted their Top 10 Best Things About Being A Runner. I filed away the link for a time when I wanted to talk about the Nike+iPod system again. Well, today my brother challenged me through the Nike running community to see which one of us can log the most miles in 30 days. See, Nike built their system to not only keep track of user statistics but to draw visitors in to the community of runners at large. One of the ways they try to do that is with their Challenge mechanism.I've been pretty happy with my consistency in running over the past few months. Earlier this year I increased the frequency of my runs from twice a week to three times, and that has had a positive impact on how fit I feel and how far I can run. Little does my brother know that I was just looking for a reason to increase again to four times a week. You're going DOWN bro!
So, with that brief fitness update, here are the Top 10 Best Things About Being A Runner from Nike:
10 - Developing washboard abs, so you can do your laundry on your stomach and save a lot of money. I’m not there yet but I can imagine it’s going to be really convenient.
9 - Being confident that you could race your friends around the block and win. (This really only applies to eight year olds reading this article. I don’t think adults really race each other around the block anymore, which is unfortunate.)
8 - So you can wear running shorts everywhere, and be the guy that wears running shorts everywhere.
7 - So if another animal of similar speed chases you, you can outrun it. Like maybe a goose…? I actually don’t really know how fast geese are. I guess if the goose was smart enough it would start flying, then you’d probably be in trouble. Have you ever been chased by a goose? It’s terrifying.
6 - The rockstar lifestyle.
5 - Paying 30 dollars for a local road race, then having to swerve in and out of a bunch of six year olds, baby-strollers, and people in chicken suits for the first mile.
4 - When all of your clothes stop fitting and you have to buy a whole new wardrobe…Or at least new clothes to put in your wardrobe. Who has a wardrobe these days? I don’t know that I’ve ever even seen a wardrobe in person. It does sound better than “buying a whole new closet” though. That sounds like you’re replacing the actual closet. Which is sort of pointless. Unless there’s structural damage to the closet, I guess…
3 – So that smokers can become even more annoying. Sorry, smokers…but you’re really annoying. Just kidding. Kind of.
2 – So that you can go to your ten year high school reunion and no one even recognizes you because you look so thin! And so bald.
1 – Nike+.
Do you use the Nike+ system? If so, challenge me!


